About This Crazy Broad

My name isn’t Alice. It’s Shannon.

I don’t live in Wonderland. I live in Texas, which is almost the same, except here we have spurs instead of talking caterpillars. Well, depending on which side of town you’re on, maybe.

I grew up on an acre of land in the country, before living in the country was cool.

I’m a Wisconsin girl, born and bred, but I left voluntarily, so I cannot confirm nor deny that it is the best state in the history of all states.

I’ve had problems controlling my anxiety for as far back as I can remember things.

This is therapy for me. And frankly, putting myself out here on the internet like this scares the shit out of me. Be kind.

You can reach me here.

Also… I swear. A lot. Like a sailor, you could say. You’ve been warned.